We've all seen the story about the surrogate cat that adopting abandoned puppies, the mother tiger taking in piglets as her own young, and the tortoise and hippo duo. Well here's another heart touching story about an orphaned monkey and his new found companion, which happens to be a pigeon. Ohh how convenient.... Common, now they're just insulting our intelligence! What's next an elephant with an ant-farm? What's gonna happen when the bird takes the monkey to side of cliff and tries to teach him to fly. I'll tell you what, dead-ass monkey! Yeah yeah, i'm sooo cruel. But this will never happen because the story is fake, made up by a bunch of con-artists from a zoo in china. Let me tell what really happened:
A hungry carnivorous chimp, perched up in tree, spotted a pigeon on the ground. He leaped off the branch at the pigeon with one thing mind, pigeon ala king. He obviously captured and killed the bird. Zoo keepers or maybe an onlooker caught everything on video. Instead of submitting it to When Animals Attack, this cleaver manipulator grabbed the still image of the exact moment when the monkey captured the pigeon. When taken out of context, it looks like the two are in an amorous embrace. Do you remember when the someone caught their dog and cat fighting in a room? But when they sent it out, it was written as love story. See pic below
Let's get real and stop encouraging these wannabe soap-opera writers. We need start seeing the true harsh reality of the wild kingdom. Let's bring back The Under Sea World of Jacque Cousteau, the Crocodile Hunter and other such shows. They are accurate! This on the other hand is fake, the Care Bears are fake, Rocky and Bullwinkle is fake. Let's remember that!
3 comments:
it’s 2007--the era of the elephant and the ant-farm--but here you are, slamming true committed love just because it’s a mixed marriage. why does different have to be wrong, todd? why!!? did we learn nothing from the tortoise and the hare? that speedy rabbit gave up everything for his hard-shelled slow-as-death lover--EVERYTHING!!--in a move that embodies the pure selflessness and tenderness that wikipedia says is probably love. milo and otis, dragon and donkey--why shun something so pure and good? let that monkey and bird celebrate their togetherness, astrological compatibility, and shared zest for pooping outdoors. i only hope their Migeon grandchildren realize what true romantic heroes they are.
Too hilarious to the point of tears!! I'm in stitches, trying to control my laughter in the library. Phew - thank you for the much needed crack!
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