paper flowers

Made a flower wreath with some other peeps this weekend. Surprisingly, it was a lot of fun and they last a lot longer than the real ones.

Bum Fight

56th and 6th Ave. Lunchtime. Bum fight. 2 meatheads yelling at each other. "I'll lay you out!!! You know because I'm at work I won't lay you out right here!!!" Homeless veteran sitting on corner. He stands up in between them, yells louder than both of them combined. "I'LL LAY BOTH OF YOU MUTHAFUCKAS OUT RIGHT NOW. COMMON!!!" Meatheads back down. Meekly to veteran bum,"you better get the fuck outta here...." "COMMON MUTHAFUCKAS, I'LL LAY BOTH YOU MUTHAFUCKAS OUT, HUH??!!!?!" Meatheads disperse. Peace has been reestablished in midtown. Douchebags continue on with lunch plans.

For more bum fights go to bumfights.com (paddy arbuckle is not associated with bumfights.com)

Dr. Phil's view on Bum Fights... later on in video the creator of bum fights is dressed exactly like Dr. Phil, hair cut and all, hilarious!!!!

Oren or Bob Saget?

Oren's Daily Roast has become my coffee of choice. Voted Manhattan's best cup of coffee by a couple of respected magazines, it's my daily fix. A strong cup with great flavor that keeps me away from Starfucks. Oren Bloostein, the founder and owner, also happens to be a dead ringer for Bob Saget. The location that i goto, 58th & Madison, has a picture of "Oren" holding basket of coffee beans, I'm guessing somewhere in South America? The first time I noticed the picture, I thought it was so bizarre to have the dad from Full House promoting Oren's coffee. I decided to ask one of the baristas why the hell they had a picture of B.S. She told me everyone ask the same question and that it was Oren, the owner/founder, not B.S. It's become a running joke that I ask that same question each time I go into Oren's. I also urge you to do the same, at least until they put up a sign that says "This is Oren, not Bob fuckin Saget". In the search to compare the two twins, obviously separated at birth, my friend and I found some fun links:

Worship the Lord Bob Saget here.

Offical Bob Saget site

Rap Video, Rolling with Bob Saget: