My friend said to me, "go on match, Jamie just got engaged and she was on match..." I don't know, i think it works for some. But you really have to sell yourself, like putting up fake pictures of yourself, lying about your measurements and saying you want kids. I thought about it and here's what i would write:
Intro line: You suck!
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That's right. So don't bother contacting me because you suck. Well actually not, if you really did i would be praising you instead of hating you. So you might as well check out that guy who likes romantic walks in the park and long phone conversations while lying in bed staring at the ceiling. I think his intro line says "Seeking Soul Mate", which really means "Jerk Off". Good luck fuck-face. If i could make a picture of a middle finger with semicolons and parentheses it would be right here______
love, me
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I don't know if it's too real, but that's what people like now-a-days. And I'm not into the whole soul mate thing because how can I have a soul mate when last weekend i traded my soul for a seat on the 6 train? If anyone has experience at writing this bullshit let me know. But you know what, I think it's pretty good as is. Who wants to bet I'll get a date?
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You'll probably get a date, and guess what, she'll be: 1) Lesbian 2) A-Hole 3) Dragon 4) Tatooed from the neck down.
You into that?
The question is, who's not in to that?
LoL dude you are hilarious. I get couple titaz from Lanai who would jump yo bonez to have your kid just to get off the island. Maybe try ovah dea.
-"Lepo" da Waianae Pillow fighting Champ
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