This ninja performed clever magic tricks.
Smoke gushed from the sides of this dish when the sword was removed.
These are pork morsels that melt in your mouth not on your elbows, by far the best dish. The black coloring is from squid ink. It's ummm, not burnt.
A tiramisu bonsai tree for dessert, who woulda thunk?
2 comments:
Do you think they recycle that gourd bowl thing and present it to the next patron who orders that same dish? And a second thought, what about that sword, do they use the same katana or do you think they use a brand new one for each dish? Hmmmm ...
ninja are sneaky motherfuckers. You better watch your fukin wallets as they present this smoke and mirror dishes!!
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