Friday, November 17, 2006

the sinister night

I haven't blogged in a month. Here's why. About a month ago i went to a place in Hell's Kitchen called "Bamboo 52", great happy hour from 4-9pm. Half off all exotic cocktails, hmmm. It was there i believe something sinister happened. Halfway through my 3rd drink, i stopped remembering. Maybe it was a bad reaction to the sake and sushi, maybe i was suffering from fatigue, but the night before i had gotten a magnificent 8 hours of sleep! Anyway based on my numerous years of college parties, happy hours and after work drinks, the effect was more powerful than any type of (alcohol based) jungle juice known to man. Luckily I brought my camera, who's memory sticks can not be altered by saketini's or sakesangria's. These pictures were my only clues in putting together what happened that evil night. The ones circled in red, I believe, are key pieces to solving this mystery. I will not accuse any suspects or reveal possible motives, it is not right at this juncture. However I inquire you, the reader, to examine these photos with a fresh pair of eyes. You may see something i have not.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Were you able to get any information off of those you were there with? Did you wake up in a strange place? With strange things in your pants? And a strange Norwegian girl that had longer armpit hair then king kong on rogain?

Anonymous said...

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